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Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.
By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.
That's just maths.
Your math fails when you consider ketchup.
Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!