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Line forms to the left ladies. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 275 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

or with parental consent.

Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 146 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He prefers a woman who is "damaged" because he thinks she'll put up with being treated like a broodmare.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let's not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he'd prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At 53 at that. Ugh.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 25 points 7 months ago

🤢

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

That's mudblood talk.

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 172 points 7 months ago (8 children)

53 and looking for someone “of age or with parental consent”?

Excuse me while I go and vomit.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 70 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I'm getting divorced at 35 and matching with women younger than 30 freaks me out. This mf'r wants a 17yr old? Yuck.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Possibly younger with parental consent!

[–] odium@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Wonder how young it can be by Texas laws, but also don't want to look it up and be put on a watchlist.

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

If you’re not trying to help someone get an abortion or gender-affirming care, you’re probably safe. Those are the real issues! (Sarcastic, if not clear, and referencing the absurd reporting websites some states have set up)

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, Texas doesn't have a "with parental consent" law. If he's 53, she's gotta be 17 or older. They wouldn't be able to get married until she turned 18.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I got divorced in my late 20s, and started dating again around 30. A girl I had met who was 21 asked me why I hadn't asked her out, and the truth was she seemed way out of my league - very attractive person, very bright. So I went out with her, and she was nice, but I just couldn't do it because she seemed so young. Not immature, just young. And it was so strange going out with someone who hadn't even seen the same TV shows as I watched growing up, which sounds superficial, but it was honestly weird.

I just can't imagine dating someone decades younger than me. An underage person with a 53-year-old is just gross.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 126 points 7 months ago (4 children)

"… or with parental consent."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (12 children)

For a 53-year-old. Mm.

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[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 7 months ago

Jfc I didn't even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also needs to be "damaged", not just any random happy-go-lucky minor.

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[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Yeah that made me physically shudder.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 81 points 7 months ago (4 children)

"or with parental consent"

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[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Only an @aol.com would have been better.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's why I didn't edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.

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[–] PointyDorito@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This was really funny until that last part. What the fuck

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 75 points 7 months ago

Yeah, what kind of sick fuck uses Yahoo email...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Thinking of emailing him and just saying "I give parental consent, send me your credit card".

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then it’s just a cult.

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[–] Obonga@feddit.de 28 points 7 months ago

Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 7 months ago

Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd say these people need Jesus... but they'd shoot Jesus for trespassing.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

"I'm real." Obviously, he sounds too good to be true...

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To paraphrase Serenity,

“Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ahahahahah. I'm here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oof, talking about taking one for the team.. Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That's why they are Nazis. Take it from me.

[–] Kraiden@kbin.run 23 points 7 months ago

I'm real

Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can't exist in our cold, imperfect reality.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I genuinely thought I was reading /c/lemmy_shitpost - great googilly moogilly

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Come on ladies, give him a chance. What could go wrong?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Remember he has that unjabbed blood lol.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The rest of you are correct. I want to loop back to the start.

"God's instincts"? The fuck man. The church of my youth would string him up for suggesting that either "God operates on instinct" or that "human's should operate on instinct".

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is fake.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Negatory.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I'm pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he'd die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Single? Shocking!

Damaged? In the brain, surely.

If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.

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