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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why does the name end with a space lmao

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

It ends with a space because it's stuck on a cliff.

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I want that "floor slut requires your attention" message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.

Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.

Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.

Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?

A: Floor slut requires your attention.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

One of my past bosses had his daughter record a bunch of messages, like "Mr Jones, you are needed in the office" and, "Mr Jones, your next meeting is starting". And then he would set those as the alarm sounds on his phone and set the alarm to go off ten minutes into meetings he wanted to get out of. A few of us knew what was going on but most people thought he had just the best assistant managing his schedule. You could do something like that.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Named mine Optimus Grime

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I called mine floor removed.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bitch probably, lemmy.ml censors that word

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Censoring words in a benign context is a bitch

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does it really sensor the word bitch?

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only if your home instance is lemmy.ml though

No potty mouths in the revolution

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Swearing is considered counter-revolutionary activity, comrade.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Hey if what people said down your thread is true you might wanna join us at sh.itjust.works or somewhere that isn’t censoring like that.

I never use the word you apparently used, but the idea of censoring words here (kind of man-in-the-middling your speech) really rubs me the wrong way.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

Mmm Trash! I love trash! Yum yum trash! I wanna eat trash!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Odeuceus since he's the second one we got and he goes on long journeys cleaning up filth.

Odie for short.

The handheld vacuum is Rosie.

Heimdall for the camera that sees all. Captain Harold Ervine Andrews for the person who had my rear covered.

[–] amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

Mine is called Robert 😌

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Dusty Pants.

[–] PointyDorito@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Mine is named Squidward