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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 7 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I want that "floor slut requires your attention" message to be my notification for anything that ever happens in my life.

Meeting at 10? Floor slut requires your attention.

Alarm set for 6? Floor slut requires your attention.

Q: Hey did you finish that report yet?

A: Floor slut requires your attention.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

One of my past bosses had his daughter record a bunch of messages, like "Mr Jones, you are needed in the office" and, "Mr Jones, your next meeting is starting". And then he would set those as the alarm sounds on his phone and set the alarm to go off ten minutes into meetings he wanted to get out of. A few of us knew what was going on but most people thought he had just the best assistant managing his schedule. You could do something like that.