Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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I used a bidet in Thailand and water blew up my ass so hard that it brushed my teeth.
Absolutely never again.
Lemmy has a serious fiber deficiency. Y'all keep relating to bowel trouble, at first I'd make jokes about it but the actual shitposting keeps coming, now I'm just concerned.
The chronically online do not traffic the vegetable section apparently
It all goes back to that guy that didn't poop for three days. Lemmy took it as a challenge.
And if people can't or don't want to immediately install such an attachment, because they have no way of trying out a bidet, you can also buy a travel bidet online, which basically looks like a bottle, and they're representative of the real thing, albeit not as comfortable, of course.
Took me a few days to figure out how to best sploosh myself with that bottle, but I've preferred it since then, even though I still don't have an attachment.
Backpacker Bidet. Uses any old water bottle.
lots of people just use a bucket
This.. this.. confuses me, so much.
What backpacker carries a bucket? And is the bucket a bidet? With water? From where? And why am I picturing a bucket-toilet you dunk your ass in?
Cold water will shrink your balls 😂
Try switching to white toilet paper
Grocery bags are just more economical
My what is on the 368th wipe?
2 capsules of psyllium fiber with every meal will change this cat's life.
Eat more fiber, do more cardio, and buy a bidet.
Started taking fiber supplements (psyllium husk from Costco). The change was revelatory. Went from trying to clean peanut butter out of carpet to perfectly clean single wipes, every time. REVELATORY.
you're* :)
It's infuriating that it's both people being so dumb they can't understand basic grammar and people doing it because it gets more comments. Both of those things are just so shitty and disappointing.
Spelling isn't grammer lol
grammar
I’ve seen it being used wrong so many times now my brain just picks the correct interpretation most of the time.
I predict the “you’re”/“your” distinction will be gone in 100 years. Maybe it’s all “you” in another 100.
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whats troubling is that this is POV
The cat knows what will be used once the toilet paper roll is empty.
My tired eyes saw "The cat knows what he will be used for" and I just shouted "NO!!" Lmao