When my friend and I were playing Valheim, he would stay at the base to build stuff while I went out to collect stuff. I don't think that he appreciated me referring to him as the 'boywife' the entire time.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 20 points 8 months ago

So when's the wedding?

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you CAN say that, if your partner is cool enough with it :p

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Partner? No, Jason is just a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

if there's no one in your life except your mancandy bussy-buddy then it doesn't MATTER what you call him.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

I'm surprised no one mentioned Lazlo yet.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I used to refer to one my friends as my "heterosexual life partner" when introducing him to people.

[–] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m Jay and this is my hetero lifemate Silent Bob…

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

"Calm down babe, there is nothing going on between me and Jason. We're just going for a coffee, don't wait up."

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

@TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone :3

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One thing I've found interesting as a wrestling fan is how often male pro wrestlers will refer to another wrestler (usually another guy) that they're especially close to as their "road wife". Thinking specifically of CM Punk and Kofi Kingston here.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago

If you say that, I'll assume Jason is your boytoy twink malewife.

People look at me weird when I mention my coven-mates.

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

My bussybro

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

For some reason I read malewife as if it were partially latin. Badwife.

[–] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago

what's stopping them? UwU