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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

HELL YEAH FOOD CRIMES IS ON LEMMY

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got hot diarrhea just looking at this.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 6 months ago

There isn't enough weed on this planet to make me hungry for this

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I'd try it at least once

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'd eat it. There's a stark lack of spicy ice cream options

[–] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've had Tabasco flavored ice cream before. I was not a fan.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Tabasco is hot dogshit. I have a serious dislike for the stuff and can't imagine anyone who actually enjoys spicy foods genuinely enjoys the flavor.

Adding ice cream sounds like an improvement tho lol

[–] drev@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I've had a chili dark chocolate ice cream before that was obscenely delicious. The cold and creamy chocolate almost completely dampened and soothed the burn from the chili, then the spice would slowly intensify, a little more with every bite. I was helplessly addicted down to the last bite.

If I ever see that available again, I can't imagine I'd even consider anything else. Unless I maybe saw some sort of chili lime sorbet, but I've never come across one.

Cheetos and tabasco flavored ice cream however, are both just so far in the wrong direction. Absolutely foul.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Miss me with the cheddar ice cream, but I'm down to crumble some cheetos on my vanilla softserve.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 6 months ago

I've seen enough Good Mythical Morning to have to assume any dairy flavored ice cream is gonna rock. Be it cream, butter or cheese. I still think about the buttered popcorn ice cream they had and described and wish I had an ice cream maker still to make some.

[–] CyanFen@lemmy.one 0 points 6 months ago

I've had this before minus the cheddar ice-cream part. It's pretty good. Similar vibe to chili powder on mango ice-cream

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If that was a warm dish and not an ice cream I’d be keen.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like a flaming hot mac and cheese

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Idk why but as an American I feel this needs bacon bits to really take it to the next level