this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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[–] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 75 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least the ghosts are helping us in the War on Christmas. Somebody's gotta be on the side of against Christmas in order for the culture war to make any sense.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Maybe the real war on Christmas is the ghosts we make along the way.

And whats more woke than helping those with nobody to fight for them.

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how well you'll sleep with those four spirits visiting you, but sweet dreams.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait, what's the fourth spirit?

The spirit of sexy Christmas.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

(Five if they're Muppets.)

Marley was dead, to begin with.

[–] Altreus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I feel like the only person in the world who can't stand polyester, especially in bed

[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 8 months ago

polyester is ass. 100% cotton all day every day

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago

I hate it. It feels terrible on my skin and quickly smells.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My mother is allergic to it. Real pain in the ass. You're not the only one.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You mean like polyester underwear?

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

And shirts, and bandaids, and thread, and gloves, and...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

I'll stick to mono ester, I'm not a Bigamist heathen.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago

needs more bifocals and mutton chops

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

The "snoreee mimimimi" fit

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

"He's clearly got some issues, I just don't know that PTSD is one of them..."

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

Thats a child's nightcap, it'll be pretty uncomfortable

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

product page screenshots and not an order confirmation screen

Pussy.

[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

It's like 1900 when my eyelids drop.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Long winter’s nap.

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I dunno, sleeping naked is the best. Once I started sleeping naked, I could never go back, it just feels weird to have any clothes on in bed now.

The only reason I will put clothes on is if Im spiking a fever, so Ill put on some clothes to get my temp spike faster as I wait for the ibuprofen to kick in or the temp to reach the set point, then Ill undress.