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Have you tried just looking young? My sister answered the door (of the house she owned) and it was some sales person who asked her if her parents were home. She said no and closed the door.

I'm also going to need some elbow room in case I need to dodge anything.

The Elders of the Internet know who I am??

What is even the point of having four stomachs then?

I think my boss would be cool with this. I got back from vacation on Wednesday last week and immediately asked if I could take a half day on Friday of the same week.

Usually I don't have to explain anything as all time off is requested via an app but since my vacation fell during a busy period I thought I should check.

Along with rhythmic gymnastics, synchronised swimming, dressage...

I would say this is more impressive because they don't get to choose their music nor listen to it ahead of time.

No no no, I have it on good authority that it is hammer time.

That's an odd distinction to make isn't it? I've only ever heard people refer to apartments as condos or vice versa. Nobody would ever call a townhouse a condo even though I think you're saying they could/should?

Literally caught my husband admiring his own calves the other day.

Did it?? I bought a car recently and the young tech guy was going through the features with me, and when my phone connected to the stereo he commented on how I was listening to Weezer and I couldn't tell if he approved or thought I was old.

I told my husband he must now be this dramatic when we're out of onions or what is he even doing with his life?

Might need to note that I am ignoring Andromeda here. Personally I see all three games as one long game because the story is so involved. Maybe someone else has no problem just playing one by itself but I can't, in the same way that I'm never going to watch just one LOTR movie.