Bc of cholesterol and other reasons
I honestly can't tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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She a buttery snacc?
She's my buttery snacc.
Wisdom is knowing better than to try.
Audacity is doing it anyway.
If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t
Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.
I love her sense of humor, good for you both! ^^
from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food
We are ALL potatoes on this great day.
Speak for yourself.
I am ALL potatoes on this great day.
Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O's)
It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don't suck. Quite the opposite.
I rather like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho
Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Give it to us raw and wriggling.
Where I'm from, that's when you start calling her Sweet Tater.
That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.
This lemming fucks
Your wife is delectable.
My aspirational wifey sure is, yes
I assume you're not married to Marge Simpson.
I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny
Cute. Now have her read "All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling"!
What's the upper left ?
Edit: oh nvm, I thought it was a sliced baguette
It's called a "loaded baked potato" usually has cheddar cheese, bacon, chives and sour cream or something on top of, you've guessed it, a baked potato. It's so good.
I thought it was a twice baked potato.
Could be a regional thing maybe. I'm in the north east US so that's always how it's shown up on a menu or whatever lol