Floshie

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Do it do it do it do it in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Huh, guess I'll go to jail then

Ford Patents In-Car System That Eavesdrops So It Can Play You Ads in c/technology@beehaw.org
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

a patent about juicing customers. that's peak capitalism

You don't have to put on the red light in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Plot twist:

. Burglar: This... this was the song they played at my mum's funeral last week

. Me: do you want to talk about it ?

. Burglar: Yeah... can we ?

Imagine being a detective and having to ask around about this guy. in c/humor@lemmy.world
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"

Anon takes the pink pill in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

what drug is that ?

Quels sont les plus beaux départements français selon vous ? in c/forumlibre@jlai.lu
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Mon rêve c'est d'un jour faire un roadtrip en France je connais pas assez bien votre pays et je suis toujours impressionnée de voir qu'il existe des endroits aussi incroyables les uns que les autres

How Did Mpox Become a Global Emergency? What’s Next? - The New York Times in c/nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna be honest with you

I just woke up and it did not occur to me

I need more caffeine 😮‍💨

How Did Mpox Become a Global Emergency? What’s Next? - The New York Times in c/nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

isn't it a STD ? I'm not really aware of the thing

Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Unprecedented number of heat records broken around world this year in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what are you saying ? NONSENSE

this is the natural order of the world, we couldn't possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!!

(/sarc just in case)

A stands for Africa, B stands for ______ in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

F

The Advantage White has over Black makes chess unplayable in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

maybe, but they are growing /j

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Is anyone having app instances killed whenever they follow an external link then come back ? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

It really annoys me and I can't know if it's the app or my phone OS. Everytime I change activities on my phone, boost seems to reboot itself and just go to the start of the posts feed, and it is really annoying

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cut(e)ness rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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Apparently Google Chrome is a necessity for the phone OS too properly work (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

RedMi Note 11. Just received it for Christmas and boy was I crying the first time I booted it. 1 Gb of bloatware must most importantly: impossible to uninstall chrome.

That is ok if any other browser can co-exist beside it... Boy was I wrong again. Some links from apps don't even care about my default browser, they just open chrome cause hell yeah.

This is sickening me, Google is beginning to really disgust me. Someday I'll root this mf to get rid of ALL the bloatware

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