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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Grogon@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Frankly this is correct

[–] MxM111@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I will name my child “Honest”.

[–] testeronious@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

4D chess move here

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"Honest Lee"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Someone not named Frank: "If you will allow me to be frank..."

Frank: "But I'm Frank. You can't be me!"

[–] Awkwardly_Frank@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Well, this is awkward…

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'm not. And don't call me Shirley.

[–] Hol@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago

Can I still be Garth?

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago

To be frank:

If you tell a person named Josh that you are just joshing them after telling them something incredible, they want to kill you, but usually don't.

There.

I was frank, but I'm not Frank.

Fucking English I hate this language sometimes.

[–] Grater@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

can people named frank be frank, given how they already are frank :thonk:

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

While some simply are And others may be Are but not be Or be but not are There’s some that are and be And some simply none

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Or they have an identity crisis where they don't feel like themselves so instead it is a small, quiet plea to be the person they see in the mirror.

"To be Frank. If only..."

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Janice, I'm going to be Frank. I'm unhappy with the size of the pool. BALLS ON THE LINE JANICE, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER.