The memes of the climate

65? Shit, here in mo it was almost 80 a few days ago. The next day it snowed.

It was 65 here in Ohio yesterday, today it's 30°.
I think there were 2 tornados in Ohio yesterday too, we've had a total of 10 winter tornadoes in Ohio since we began recording that particular datum in 1950, 7 have been in the last 15 years, 2 were yesterday.

I grew out my winter haircut only to sweat my ass off with this shit. I know where I live... I was born to suffer through a freezing February.

I hate how so many local news anchors try to play it down, too. They're WAY too enthusiastic about saying "Wow! How nice to have such unseasonably warm weather!" while we're roasting ourselves into a global death spiral.

Thanks Exxon for the extra difficulty in guessing if it is time to put the plants on the balcony or if it will be freezing -10 Celsiuses later this week. Like it wasn't hard enough already.

Here in Texas we hit 94 on Tuesday.

This will obviously end well.

The weather now has sponsors. What a time to be alive.

the green will disappear very soon

Thank you Dupont for background levels of PFAS that are many times higher than the toxicity limit defined by the FDA.