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Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Overthrowing a mega corporation

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

I don't know... Majonging?

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Throwing darts at balloons

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Animal abuse

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

A wee bit of terrorism

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.