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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

Catching them all.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

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[–] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Squatting - Nightingale

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

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[–] Ziomster44@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] StorageAware@lemmings.world 2 points 9 months ago

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

TitleRain World

[–] Plasma@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 9 months ago

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 9 months ago

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago
[–] MisterLister@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Rance

Sweats profusely

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