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[โ€“] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hey I'm super gay! and also, totally unrelated, can you send me your bank # and social? ๐ŸŒˆ

[โ€“] fishbone@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.

[โ€“] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

hello, I am a gay tiger. please give me, your trusted internet gay tiger, your credit card and security number. chuff chuff (because tigers make chuffing sounds when they're happy, I know because i am a tiger)

[โ€“] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Sure, but please first send gay verification

[โ€“] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The boy kissers on the internet are the only people who are friendly to me

You are cool and valid!
Now there's a girl kisser who was friendly to you, please update your comment accordingly

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is wayyy too accurate

[โ€“] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where do I find a random gay stranger for my inner circle though? :o

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You reply to their comment on a blahaj lemmy post, and that's pretty much it :D

[โ€“] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

maybe I just don't have the rizz ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pretty sure you do :D

[โ€“] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

DON'T DO IT DON'T FALL FOR IT SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN! SHE'S COLLECTING A HAREM OF BOTTOMS AND YOU'RE HER NEXT VICTIM!

@miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone is an insidious one. She lures people in by telling them they have rizz when they absolutely don't, and then, when she's got them on the hook, she adds them on Matrix and RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY IS FRIENDS WITH THEM!

SAVE YOURSELF IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME

^/j if it wasn't obvious, she's a great gal

but i like being friends

[โ€“] Suppoze@beehaw.org 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

So in this scenario my closest would be the gay tiger from my inner circle?

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 17 points 8 months ago

His name is Hobbes.

[โ€“] onion@feddit.de 16 points 8 months ago

The important part is that you should have the power to choose who gets access to what info about you. That's what the right to privacy is supposed to enable, and that's what the big internet companies and "anti terrorist" legislation is undermining.

[โ€“] ooosssay@ani.social 1 points 8 months ago

Zuckerberg: