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That is wayyy too accurate
Where do I find a random gay stranger for my inner circle though? :o
You reply to their comment on a blahaj lemmy post, and that's pretty much it :D
maybe I just don't have the rizz 😔
Pretty sure you do :D
DON'T DO IT DON'T FALL FOR IT SHE'S JUST TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN! SHE'S COLLECTING A HAREM OF BOTTOMS AND YOU'RE HER NEXT VICTIM!
@miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone is an insidious one. She lures people in by telling them they have rizz when they absolutely don't, and then, when she's got them on the hook, she adds them on Matrix and RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY IS FRIENDS WITH THEM!
SAVE YOURSELF IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME
^/j if it wasn't obvious, she's a great gal
but i like being friends