this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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[–] mmmmm@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

Localized ENTIRELY within your anus

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aurora Borealis is happening in your asshole at this time of year?

Yes.

May I see it?

May you ever!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

"May I see it?"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

I am immature as fuck and this is the funniest god damn thing ive seen in a long time.

[–] Johnathan_Snake@feddit.de 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] CptnSmash@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

AURORA BOREANAZ

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Au-- AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your rectum?

... Yes.

... May I see it?

... Yes.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 17 points 8 months ago

Staring at Seymour right between his steamed hams

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 16 points 8 months ago
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is an unforgettable prostate exam.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But the easiest you’ll ever get. Imagine like they had known BDSM people around hospitals who would come for prostate exam training. Students then level up from Gotse-easy to regular-hard.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

I think the only way to make a professional situation in which you have one or more fingers up someone else’s asshole while not being a sex worker, more uncomfortable, is if they would be aroused by it.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is the owner of the famous asshole.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 8 months ago

I actually sort of recognise his sinewiness from his arsehole. That's grim.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago
[–] LEONHART 5 points 8 months ago

Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What do you guys think was the funnier bit?

Steamed hams or Doctor Zaius?

[–] Digital_man@lemmy.one 4 points 8 months ago

“Ooooh that’s good shit posting”

[–] spread@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago
[–] spread@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago