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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."

Jean-Luc Picard

https://youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

Aziz light!

(Fifth Element)

"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"

ITT, people giving quotes but not saying from what movie

“Would you like to know more?”

These are my go to quotes from Snatch and The Big Lebowski that I use whenever the occasion arises. Not everyone gets the reference. I also refer to my anxiety meds as "anti anxiety disco biscuits." I got that one from Shameless - my doctor got a kick out of that.

"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

"D'ya like dags?"

"You're out of your element!"

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

"why do we fall? ... So we can learn to pick ourselves up again"

Whenever someone says anything remotely close to "you can imagine what happens next" or "you can guess where this is going" I say:

"He fixes the cable?"

"shit"

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

There are just so many quotable lines from Kung Pow

"That's a lot of nuts!"

"You go that way, I'll go home."

"We trained him wrong as a joke"

"If you got an ass I'll kick it!"

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

"I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"

"I rock and roll, all day long, sweet Susie!"

"Leap that wall, if you're so great!"

"I'm a nice man with happy feelings all the time!"

"I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

Not from a movie, but there's a line from The Office that really stuck with me:

"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail."

"boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew"

Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with "I could eat peaches for hours". An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it's stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.

Pain don't hurt.

Some people get it, but most don't.

"No sir, I didn't like it"

-Mr. Horse

Im in fucking Austria. Illiterate farmers the lot of them here. Nobody has ever seen a movie in English or any other language than German.

There is nothing I can quote that they would recognise.

So alone.

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere. -Van Wilder

I love to say, “Hello there!” Whether in game (on an mmorpg) or in person at a party and hold my breath, waiting in anticipation to see if anyone gets it.

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

• Wesley Snipes as 'Blade' in Blade

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

"Your mother sucks ***** in hell!"

No matter where you go, there you are.

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

If everyone's super, no one is. -Syndrome, The Incredibles