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Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.

β€œThe sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 111 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."

Jean-Luc Picard

https://youtu.be/t4A-Ml8YHyM

[–] snowyday@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œA lie of omission is still a lie!!”

  • Jean Luc Picard berating Wesley and also me, angry at my cats when I ask them if they knocked over the bag of treats and ate all the treats, and they refuse to answer me
[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There. Are. FOUR LIGHTS!! Also Jean Luc. Anytime I'm telling my SO there are 4 of something. This is probably why we can't keep friends.

[–] MrCaturdayNight@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

β€œThe line must be drawn here. This far, no farther!”

Also Jean-Luc Picard

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (22 children)

No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, don't worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

[–] floatslikeaboat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: 'Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!'

*Confused face

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[–] CalamariSafari@lemmy.nz 39 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Aziz light!

(Fifth Element)

[–] Stillhart@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I use this one a lot. Also, I've been known to say "mool-tee-pass" when handing over my ID.

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

What a banger of a movie

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[–] Stillhart@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What's the soup de jour?

It's the soup of the day

Mmm sounds good. I'll have that.

[–] ownageboard@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

ITT, people giving quotes but not saying from what movie

[–] Stillhart@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

They asked for the quote, not the movie. :-D

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What movie is this from?

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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

β€œWould you like to know more?”

[–] Call_Me_Maple@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm doing my part!

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[–] InevitableCriticism@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (17 children)

These are my go to quotes from Snatch and The Big Lebowski that I use whenever the occasion arises. Not everyone gets the reference. I also refer to my anxiety meds as "anti anxiety disco biscuits." I got that one from Shameless - my doctor got a kick out of that.

"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"

"D'ya like dags?"

"You're out of your element!"

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

[–] Motavader@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"why do we fall? ... So we can learn to pick ourselves up again"

[–] Stillhart@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (9 children)

People don't get THAT reference? That's a pretty popular movie and a line that was pretty key in the movie AND repeated multiple times.

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[–] Stillhart@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whenever someone says anything remotely close to "you can imagine what happens next" or "you can guess where this is going" I say:

"He fixes the cable?"

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[–] RealNooshie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"shit"

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

[–] Zulico@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally I prefer "shit"

Knives Out (2019)

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[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are just so many quotable lines from Kung Pow

"That's a lot of nuts!"

"You go that way, I'll go home."

"We trained him wrong as a joke"

"If you got an ass I'll kick it!"

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

"I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"

"I rock and roll, all day long, sweet Susie!"

"Leap that wall, if you're so great!"

"I'm a nice man with happy feelings all the time!"

"I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

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[–] Poeticbiscuit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not from a movie, but there's a line from The Office that really stuck with me:

"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail."

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[–] Flowgang@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago

"boil 'em, mash 'em, stick them in a stew"

[–] tj111@lemmy.fmhy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with "I could eat peaches for hours". An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it's stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think it's "a peach," not "peaches"

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[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Pain don't hurt.

Some people get it, but most don't.

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[–] stringere@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"No sir, I didn't like it"

-Mr. Horse

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[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Im in fucking Austria. Illiterate farmers the lot of them here. Nobody has ever seen a movie in English or any other language than German.

There is nothing I can quote that they would recognise.

So alone.

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[–] Wojwo@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me"

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[–] shenanigans4u@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere. -Van Wilder

[–] InevitableCriticism@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I love to say, β€œHello there!” Whether in game (on an mmorpg) or in person at a party and hold my breath, waiting in anticipation to see if anyone gets it.

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"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

  • Wesley Snipes as 'Blade' in Blade
[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

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[–] chon@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

"Your mother sucks ***** in hell!"

[–] Uncandy1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter where you go, there you are.

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

If everyone's super, no one is. -Syndrome, The Incredibles

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