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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Seeing as the dachshund was bred in the 1600s, I don't think Greek mythology would have included it. It would be like saying the trojan war might have had muskets because the Iliad doesn't say they didn't have them.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand how that is the most upvoted comment in the thread? Like, is that supposed to be facetious? What the fuck is wrong with Lemmy?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

it reminds me of my first days here - for some reason I was rolling my eyes reading the comments of every other post, then things gradually got better.

[–] ONRYO@feddit.ch 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No you became one of them or your standards just became low.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if we're gonna be smartasses in this comment section, the proper spelling is Dachshund. "Dachs" is German for badger, "Hund" is German for, well, dog.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

People who fact check jokes should have their commenting privileges removed.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's fucking awesome! I hope doggo is having a great time

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Sure looks like it.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

No, but a popular internet theory has his name meaning "spotted one" and whether or not it's actually entomologically true, is always a fun thought. To think a god of the underworld played fetch with spot, the goodest multi-headed boi

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

So a dalmation of some sort?

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not trying to be an ass, but I'm pretty sure you meant etymologically. Entomology is the study of insects.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You're right lol

[–] elvith@feddit.de 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, but everyone knows who's a good boy! Right? Yes, you are! *pet*, *pet*

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You forgot a "pet"! He has 3 heads!

[–] Flughoernchen@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

The third head is not in mood for a pet just yet, it prefers snackos

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

No, that head was busy sniffing ass and gets no pets. Like always

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A pug. It needs three heads to get enough oxygen into its lungs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Every time I see a flat-faced dog, I feel bad for it. None of them can breathe properly. It's disgusting that they keep getting bred. Let those breeds die out!

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago
[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought of him more like a 3-pug-problem

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Same with Chihuahuas.

[–] nouben@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I say Cerberus is actually a Shih tzu. Those cute looking menace will bite you without warning.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What about defining features in the mythos that can be traced to certain breeds accounting for avalible dog breeds at the time

Or what is the most common visual depiction or cerberus

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

There's still no harm in attempting to identify Cerberus's breed

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah it's a hot dog.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think they had naming conventions back in the day.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

:O Thanks so much for the link! I was only remembering Beowulf's dog which (IIRC) was only ever referred to as a war-dog.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

My dad got the "cave canem" dog mosaic as a coaster when he visited Pompeii. He also put a "cave canem" sign above the dog house, which made most of the people walking by think his name was Cave.

People don't know much Latin even in college towns.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Cerebus is an American bully xl

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Love this reference

[–] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago

Cerberus is a puggadoodle with cropped ears