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great grandpa rule (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Homonormotivity is the goal of the gay agenda. We are making great strides

[–] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So, they finally admit they have an agenda, huh?

[–] Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it 39 points 10 months ago

Obviously they do, most people have a gender.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I use highlighters in mine for the different days of the week!

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago

Does the gay agenda have no limits! Think of the children!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

My sister was once bitten by a møøse.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 10 months ago

JFC I came into the comments just on the off chance this was here.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That forum format is so confusing. Who is talking?

[–] Metans@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

That's my excuse in real life too.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

It goes top to bottom, but the crop removed the usernames so there's no way of knowing who said what.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right, it looks like there are 7 levels of comments that are hidden. The first one we see is responding to comment level 7. The 2nd comment is responding to comment level 6 (not the first comment that we see as it appears). And so on.

So it looks like nobody is actually responding to a thread that we can see.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

No, Tumblr nests the original the furthest in. The opposite of places like Reddit/Lemmy, where they nest subsequent comments down. So the furthest to the right is the original comment, and each step out is a new response to the original.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My great grandpa got hit by a train twice. Eat shit.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yeah? My Grandpa hit a Train!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My momma got thrown from the train

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At first I thought he was sitting in a pug shirt and hamburger underwear at her wedding.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

And then will go on to wonder why they are single

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But he’s a boy are you even paying attention brother in Christ

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The girl who was getting married is a boy? Guess I really am behind the times...

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

"Once....."☝️

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lots of respectable people been hit by trains

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

I like trains

[–] terry_tibbs@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think there are very many people who have been hit by a train multiple times

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

that first post sounds like a light novel title

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Grandpa got run over by a train, dear.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Once is usually enough.