this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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[–] 7u5k3n@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago

Alexa, how do I delete someone else's post?

[–] eldritch_lich@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a terrible day to have eyes

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let's hope this kid doesn't break his arms when he's older

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There was a story about that

[–] kaishi@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need an elaboration. What?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reddit post about a dude who broke his arms and ended up blowing loads in his mom.

[–] kaishi@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Hah okay yeah I remember that thread now. That was... 12 years ago?? Time flies.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

what? what kind of fucked up shit is that?

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Verified by the mods too

(Not even joking. Seek it out if you dare)

[–] melooone@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

I was curious so I looked it up. OP's account seems to be deleted so I found it here.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The guy’s dad would very enthusiastically take his sloppy seconds after he creampied his mom.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Weird take i know, but this is surely an evolutionary advantage, because it incentivizes mothers to feed their children lmao

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 67 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Idk most mothers I know just don't want their babies to die. Even without sexual stimulation

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Almost as if we have this overwhelming programming to keep our children alive at all costs... curious that.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even if we have to cum in order to do it.

[–] norbert@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We don't have to but it makes having the kids more enjoyable

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

It's nature's failsafe 🤷.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos." -a 20something kid

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

lol 🤣🤣🤣

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My dad used to do this to me too

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Your dad was one hell of a guy 💪.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Pedophilia but in a form someone thinks is ok to post in their social media.

[–] steakmeout@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Oh cool are we posting decade old content to scare ourselves?

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 3 points 9 months ago

"you couldn't waterboard this out of me"