Or into a horse.
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becomes a fucking castle tower
Why not both? A knook is the way to go.
Perhaps even a cranny.
I'm officially on my way to the promised land now.
Wish me luck, I'll need it :')
Good luck girl! 👏
Thank you <3
Let's see how long the very first hurdle of finding a therapist will take. Need the official diagnosis to do anything useful.
Our healthcare system and insurance companies have been stubborn pricks for decades, and the fact that I'm willing to deal with their bs should be diagnosis enough, but oh well.
you are already there :3 godspeed and so much love 💖
Thank you, you sweet little person in my phone <3
Just watch out for defensive rooks and en passant bullshit (I'm sure there's a metaphor somewhere in there).
What the hell is up with the board and notation? The board is off by 90 degrees, the bottom left square should be black (unless we're looking from the side, but the labels suggest we're not, because the letters are across the bottom like normal). And then if you actually look at the file and rank labels, they don't match across the board—the leftmost file is marked "a" on the bottom, but "h" on the top, and the ranks are the same way.
They specifically designed it to annoy chess players, LMAO.
Also, technically, the pawn can be promoted to any kind of piece.
Yeah very positive message, you can be whatever you want on the promised land
Tall, powerful women
Horse girls
Castle boys
Tall, powerful women who escaped peasantry
You could make an anime out of this...
Castle girls every chess piece except the king is female
And bishops are femboys!
(outside the door to the local cathlic church) let me inn let me innnnnn !!
Way to go
Holy hell
Recent response has been released?
i sadly cannot do that, cuz im a short king ✊
If you lose your legs in some freak "accident" you can be made a couple inches taller by prosthetics
but why would i wanna be taller? shorter boys r easier to cuddle, checkmate athiesm !
"King me."
"This is chess, not checkers."
"I know, but if I have multiple kings, you'll never be able to win unless you take them all down at the same time. Victory through the rite of succession."
Yeah, that tracks.