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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This implies the robot runs Windows... Fuck that's dirty, it needs to be punished...

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago

Nobody thinks "kernel panics" is funny sorry but I did think this over.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

dont worry, linux is adding a bsod

[–] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do people think Linux adding BSOD means it will crash more? It just means it'll show crash data differently for GUI users.

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

i feel like the average linux user would understand its purpose

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I didn't want to believe you but you know, this actually makes sense. Storing panic data is a removed.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

so much bloat, my personnal sexbot run under GNU/Linux

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I need libreboot in my sexbot

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 11 points 9 months ago

Fork it harder, bby.

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Reactos can also blue screen

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"King/queen" is clumsy and unreadable. Should go for a gender neutral "monarch"

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

You do you my highness

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Nirv-anna someday brothers 😭

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 10 points 9 months ago

Why do you want to fuck them so bad

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You wanna make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave? Because this is how you make Abraham Maslow roll over in his grave.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

People don't need food or shelter anymore, don't ya know? Just give the people someone to shit fury over and they'll open their damn wallets for you.

[–] AnotherExist@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I don't even touch my PC and it bluescreens...talk about premature

[–] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you steal this off of fedi

I would know, since I recently reposted this there, after rescuing it from the depths of my meme archive

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

I stole this from somewhere, didn't bother checking Google for the source

oh, so you're techsexual then.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I would OD if you gave me an entire winters worth of crab rangoon. And it would be amazing.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

rule of dual pairing