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I've seen a changelog that said "Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later".
It was a joke, but true nonetheless.
It was a joke
Narrator: Of course, it wasn't.
Good opportunity to say how annoying are update notes like “We are continuing to improve our application. We fixed a couple more issues to make it more stable”. Corporate style, uselessness and the fact that this update can contain some stupid redesign is disgusting.
"We are constantly improving our application. Please keep updates turned on."
I've reached a point where I avoid these types of updates. An update post like that either means nothing important changed or they're up to something.
A while ago I saw that style of patch notes, updated an app, and suddenly I can't use it anymore because it got limited to a maximum of 2 devices. Another time I updated an app putting a harmless "we improved the user experience" message, they put dark mode behind a paywall. This isn't counting the number of times an app got redesigned to make the user experience worse for no reason. Maybe they wanted to justify hiring 5 UI/UX interns in that quarter or something.
The patch notes look harmless, but my god, they are usually up to something.
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Yep, we also got one of these:
and pretty sure the "y" was typo.
Straight to jail
We have the best commit log in the world, because of jail.
Could be worse. I've got a repo where 30 commits after eachother are just ".". Nothing else.
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My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"
I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.
I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.
'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'
The people that do this are either inept or experts, no inbetween
just a hobbyist here, but wouldn't this actually be a good use for AI? Just copy the code and "provide a git committ title for this code"?
AI might be able to write what you did but not why you did it
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Every one is using AI to make funny pictures. This is what they should be using it for. Look at my diff, generate a commit message.
If you don't know what you've done within a commit, it probably shouldn't be a single commit, with or without AI Although if you're talking about using AI to make funny commit-messages...
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Funny enough, that's a feature of GitHub copilot: https://code.visualstudio.com/docs/editor/github-copilot#_generate-git-commit-messages
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/visualstudio/write-your-git-commits-with-github-copilot/
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My commits when merged into main generally read like
[Ticket-123] Summary of what was done. Eg: Return user foo property in bar endpoint
- update bar view to return new foo key
- update foobrinator to determine foo property
- update tests
It takes an extra minute or two but it's more informative for the team / future me.
Mine look similar except the body is mostly "the X was doing Y, but it should've been doing Z" or "the docs say bla, $link". I try to separate the individual "update A to do B" in separate commits, but sometimes it just isn't possible.
We squash everything (and rebase rather than merge) so I don't worry much about the individual commits. I like that main is pretty concise and doesn't have a ton of work-in-progess stuff in the log.
We are mortal enemies you and I 😄 I'd much rather have a descriptive commit history than huge commits which make git blame meaningless. Function over beauty for me.
A nemesis! I'm pretty lucky I guess that no one at my workplace has strong git opinions that differ
Do you have multiple people's commits being squashed together? Or how is blame being made useless for you? I'm at a rather small company where generally it's just one person working on a thing at a time. The blame will point to their squashed commit that, if they wrote a good message like the top of this thread, will give you a lot of context.
Imagine finding a bug in angularjs, doing a git blame and finding this commit
feat(module): new module loader
211 changed files with 1,051 additions and 1,242 deletions.
AngularJS isn't even the worst offender. I've seen backports of multiple fixes getting squashed into one commit for "a clean history" with all the useful commit messages ending up in one commit.
Many user stories I've seen implemented in a sprint take multiple days to write. Sometimes they have 5+ commits with a multitude of files changed and (if done right) each commit has an explanation why something was done or at least what was done. Having a granular view of changes also allows finding related changes quickly with less code to read.
If someone changes the implementation of a function call in one commit and it introduces a bug, it's nice to have only that change instead of the entire class with it and changes in other files too. Additional changes mean now you have to read through more code to be sure that the function implementation change was not done due to a modification of the class or whatever else was changed which might be the actual source of the problem.
IMO squashing commits has its uses. It's a tool in a toolbox, but it's not the only tool.
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git commit -m 'initial commit'
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
....
git commit --amend
It's all fun and games until a git push slides in between...
Always use --force, far fewer errors that way.
I also use git reset instead of merge. It keeps history more linear.
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Could be worse:
git commit --allow-empty-message -m ""
kinda like on google play how it says "what's new: no information from the developer" or "what's new: we regularly update our app to fix bugs, improve performance and add new features".
do_the_thing() {
git commit -am "$(date)"
git push
}
And I'd bet stuff is still broken!
Yeah. Definitely. If it was fixed there would be a commit with log 'works now. WTF?!'
At least none of it is WIP...
Meh. At least you know "WIP" means you shouldn't expect that particular commit to work.
It just has to work enough.
There are some, but not in the picture 🙃
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I remember making a bunch of fixes and calling them after Star Wars movies with the thing I'm fixing or what was broken as the noun.
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Why user standard version and conventional commits in the first place? When this is only a fraction of purposeful commit messages
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