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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 92 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 142 points 8 months ago

PRECIOUS

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pancreas :)

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

[–] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 8 months ago

Wanna eat it? :3

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Puppies!!!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pussies

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago

Pedos

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago

Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 8 months ago

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat's can't resist!

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

You really need a comma in there.

[–] onion@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

[+] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar%20Stroke

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who even names these things...

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

At this point in the evolution of internet culture, I am going with either Tumblr, 4chan or 9gag users.

The most terminally online, disconnected from the real world people.

Sure, you can be addicted to Facebook, Insta or TikTok, but those people basically /might/ know that urban dictionary exists, but the idea that /they themselves can post to it/ is unlikely to occur, due to years of addiction to /only the platform i am on matters/ ideology.

Could possibly be Twitter users but those people also seem likely to fall into the /one true social platform/ kind of thinking and fail to realize there are other intractable elements to internet websites outside of what is extremely popular.

[–] Skipper_the_Eyechild@lemmings.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh, I don't know... the Internet spreads them faster, but sex has been around a tad longer. I'd expect most of these terms existed from before the internet even existed, or at least parallel to it.

The one random one I just looked up, Dirty Sanchez, originated from the porn industry. Shock horror lol

I think they're mostly supposed to be fun/funny though, and not to be taken so seriously!

[–] Luckybuck@ttrpg.network 5 points 8 months ago

You can blame The League for that one. Very funny show.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

He is you, the reader.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 8 months ago

You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

[–] arken@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 14 points 8 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

I see you

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 8 months ago

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago

If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 8 months ago

TOES

😩

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Also loyal AF

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

whatever happened to Faramir?

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Store brand Aragorn?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

[–] ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍

They've both got heart.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

[–] Blackmist@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Pippin is clearly the best character.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Ye, Sam is good.

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Shh! You'll get boiled for that!