Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!
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There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make
Same clip as the meme
Homosexuals can get many peanuts.
Explain
Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.
Man, nobody takes American Express...
Because they used to charge outrageous fees, and probably still do (I can't give you a figure because they don't advertise it on their website: https://www.americanexpress.com/au/merchant/accept-amex-cards.html )
Get a different card that charges lower fees. Reward cards are dumb, in my opinion.
Or this was a joke, in which case: 😅
Why can't I be no kids and three money?
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of ~~bumblebees~~ homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five ~~bees~~ gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.
What's the exchange rate?
I've been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it's not great
But fun
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
In experience and pride. Then again I am a submissive bitch so
subby sluts are great, they deserve the recognition~
(I say this as a switch)
Well all I can say is guilty lol
Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉
Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they'll kill you, then they'll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.
I dum
does no one else see the part of the image that says
"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King
?
Okay yeah that's on me. I have no idea how the fuck I missed that. I deeply apologize
The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he's referring to Christian "love," which is why it's okay to hate the gays.
I have NO IDEA how I missed that...
Does MasterCard have a dream?
It dreams for you to discover Visa
Homersexuals*
Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.
I read that image as "We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard"
So they take my hole, got ya
Man if they did then I'd have a way easier time in life.