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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 87 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Who doesnt love some salty nuts

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

That ain't too bad as well.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it a good idea to microwave this?

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least he got what he wanted. Here's the sexy m&m

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

M&Ms will never be the same from now on 🌚 nice

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can help with this one - she's actually talking about peanuts, on account of being a blue M&M, rather than testicles. Although testicles may colloquially be referred to as nuts, they typically don't trigger anaphylaxis.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there's enough space for yours.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

"My candy, of which you requested a taste, is full of nuts". Yes, that works.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

analphylaxis

you forgot the l

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would've reacted.

And now?

Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?

Honey I don't care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.

[–] Raz@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep, pretty much me now as well 😂.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 28 points 10 months ago

( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )

[–] PlasticPigeon@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Saw now that the simple question posted on here was reported and removed by a moderator without a chance to defend oneself.

  1. It was an honest and simple question, no harm or trolling was intended. What if it was asked by somebody who was actually curious and wanted to know more? The responses and downvotes and reporting definitely would put this person off for life.

  2. Not having a lot of exposure to these things, and not knowing all the rules and ways of the internet, this whole thing seems to have blown put of proportion and something that could have been a civil conversation, turned into an attack.

Again, was being sincere and didn’t mean any harm by the simple question. But what’s done, is done, we guess… :-l

[–] Liz@midwest.social 39 points 10 months ago (5 children)

To answer the question I think you had:

  1. Let's just re-affirm that physical attractiveness does not relate to the value of a person.

  2. If you want to see (what I consider) an attractive trans woman, watch this video. It's very long, yes, but the payoff won't be worth it without the entire context of the video.

https://youtu.be/IAA1XtDOuH8?si=5JW9K2sXGe0AsUz2

  1. You don't notice trans people who pass specifically because they pass. It's a sampling bias problem. You only notice the ones that stand out. Statistics would say you've met plenty of trans people without even realizing it.
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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah dude, I know 😒. I've had comments deleted and was banned for... nothing if you ask me. Some were discussions, some were questions... you can't expect a person to know everything there is to know about a subject, the dos and don'ts. I really had no intention to offend anyone, but hey, some people didn't take it like that I guess 🤷.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I made a joke on politics the other day.

I said something like, “the rite wang cant fly without the left wang. We need all wangs to mak things work for we can fly”.

Comment removed by mod because “I don’t know if the commenter had a stroke or what.”

Lol

Fine.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

that is genuinely hilarious, I chortled beer on my kb.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

WTF 🤦

That's why I started posting mostly in shitposts, cuz almost anything goes here and people don't take things seriously here. The internet used to be like that... don't know when people got so itchy about certain subjects. You don't like it, move on 🤷. That's what I do, I never report anything.

Still, even here, looks like things can be taken very seriously. It just boggles my mind, but hey, things are what they are...

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish moderators could edit comments to remove the unwanted offensive part. Were there a lot of downvotes? I can't see them on blahaj lemmy. They knew what a trans person is, I hoped they could show a bit more respect tho

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At this point in my life... IDC 🤷.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just need to know what to wear

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[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

who's the creator, the image is too low res for me

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't know, got it from the wild.

And the image is low res, yes.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your gyms don't have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Usually we just bring them in our water bottles

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Must be New Year’s resolution

[–] SomeSphinx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

listen if they held parties with alcohol at the gym I might actually go to one.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

To be honest, me too.

[–] PennyJim@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Look at the M on their chest, I think it's a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume

[–] misophist@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Holy crap the detailed analysis which has no relevance to the punchline 😆 Love the internet ❤️

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

No more litte Mac

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No silly, that's the blue M&M.

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