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Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, he does have a stupid face (just sayin' he looks more like a ventroliquist dummy than a person). I feel kinda bad since that kinda makes him the perfect poster boy for cryptocurrency.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Crypto then: getting lucky when bitcoin spiked

Crypto now: I scammed people to "earn" millions

[–] cuck4mai@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's probably half the reason he tricked investors in the first place. You don't look at a face like that and go: "This guy knows nothing about crypto."

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

That's true, he has a kind of baby innocent looking face that says, "I'd never be able to pull the wool over your eyes!"

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Nice.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I bet there's probably a video somewhere of Jim Cramer's stupid face calling this stupid face the next Warren Buffett or something.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

who?