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Anon analyzes her boyfriend's habits (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Being

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Shareiff@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it good?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmph, women. https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

There's a whole saga about this, apparently https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/women-%E2%98%95-women-coffee-emoji