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When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 10 months ago

I think he would have found it appalling that his sweater and guitar were auctioned at all, much less for $6 million

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

we're letting 13 y/os on lemmy?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God wasn't the question. 13 year olds were. Lemmy was not happy.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

You must be new

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

These jokes were old in June 1994. Give it a rest.

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying anything from 1994 is old 🥲

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yes. Source I'm 1994

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dunno about that it's really blowing my mind

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 10 months ago

Cobain's, too.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crowfiend@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Fucking hell, thank you. At some point I trained myself to just ignore watermarks on principle, but the reddit tag at the bottom has to be the ugliest, most obtrusive 'watermark' I've ever seen.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The gun will have his dried saliva, meaning that I can clone him. It'll be A House of Cobains, just like A House of Cosbys.

[–] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

And when Courtney Love's lawyers send you a Cease and Desist letter, you can just pass the shotgun around to end the series

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago

I have a shotgun in TF2 named "Cobain's Microphone."

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He didn't have a gun guys, he swore 😪

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago

Smells like gunpowder.

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

You'd have to ask Courtney. Because she had him killed and all that.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml -2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it really a good idea to glorify suicide?

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Less glorifying and more making jokes.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago

Posts don't need to be good ideas