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[–] Lamedonyx@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

: )

:O c===3

:3

Know your ":3" pipeline

ballsdeep :3

[–] imagedotpng@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

forbidden truth

[–] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Toxoplasma gondii does have a vector through cat feces and will make its way into the human brain from the bloodstream much the way it does the mouse brain, but the effects on humans seem to be less consistent and not as useful in the t-gondii reproductive cycle.

In the brain of a mouse, the mouse gets very interested in the smell of cat urine, hence making it more likely to get eaten by the cat. In the case of humans, they sometimes get more sociable, but more interested in going fast, that is, being in a vehicle that accelerates them to a high velocity. What the natural t-gondii fluke does not do is make someone obsessed with cats, prone to :3 or uwu, turn them into catbois, fembois or transgrrls.

Note that I specified natural. t-gondii fluke. This doesn't mean a genetically engineered protozoa that does any or all of these things does not exist, or has not been released into the wild and is now infecting cats, mice and humans already according to the master plan.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"As the symbol glows, power courses through you. :3"

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[–] Masterblaster@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

is anybody in here over the age of 25?

[–] jemikwa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] GoodStuffEh@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago
[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago
[–] First@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

Yes, I'm totally over it.

[–] match@pawb.social 15 points 10 months ago
[–] muse@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago
[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[–] SteveXVII@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago
[–] soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id 11 points 10 months ago
[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago
[–] Renevar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Those damn yeerks

[–] sour@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago
[–] cafuneandchill@beehaw.org 8 points 10 months ago

I'm more of a brain fungus person myself

[–] crag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

┻⁠┻⁠︵⁠ヽ⁠(⁠`⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠︵⁠┻⁠┻ SOMEONES GETTING SOME EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

┬⁠─⁠┬⁠ノ⁠(⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠_⁠ ⁠º⁠ノ⁠) ... (⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

[–] YakTrimmer@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

cerenyarphosis

Ceremorphosis?

[–] Toes@ani.social 6 points 10 months ago

In 3 days tops they're going to experience extreme fevers, muscle spasms and spontaneous flesh shedding as numerous tentacle like appendages rupture from their mouth ejecting the victims teeth painfully everywhere. Once this process is complete the victims husk and your memories of them is all that remains ... aside from the newly born illithid staring you down.

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Fucking slander >_<

:3

[–] Workerbee@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago
[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago