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As song? And it goes on for 30 seconds? Why would you even want that?
Option 1: https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU
Option 2: https://youtu.be/P9WVE2Ptbbk
Option 3: https://youtu.be/Lc1Ll-euRSg
Non-joke answer: https://youtu.be/Qr0-7Ds79zo
I would unironically have "what what in the butt" as my doorbell and lmao if anyone ever rang it (I don't get a lot of visitors, and if I do they don't ring the bell, so it would, at the very least, reduce some anxiety of a stranger ringing the bell as I hide and wait for them to leave 😂)
The Wilhelm Scream.
Not a modern song, but I couldn't help it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oFYPNt57x0
😂
Ok i love this.
I have Google play the solid snake "seen" sound on motion detected
Phone ringtones from Zedge app may give you some ideas. There's loads of music snippets that have been ripped from songs that have just the right length.
My current ringtone is the famous riff from Du Hast by Rammstein.
My message notification is the bleeping from Ich Wil.
Check out Zedge or whatever the equivalent apple app would be.
TIL some people don't have their phones permanently on mute.
What's a door bell?..
Just be normal and use a DMX song.
this sounds dreadfully annoying to have
For a complete surprise, just the few intro part notes of bo en's "My Time".
That one scream from the Vortex Rikers. Guaranteed to get your attention.