Yoooo, I manufacture these packages!
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Thank you for your service.
That's what they pay me for!
For reals though, I actually rip these up because I'm QA.
Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn't want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.
Knife. I use a razor.
Scissors?
Most guys don't carry scissors in the field. Just knives.
Hey, everybody!
THIS GUY DOESN'T CARRY TRAUMA SHEARS IN THE FIELD!
Get a load of this guy lol
Can you do me a quick favor?
I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?
Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?
Thanks! -everyone in the army
We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣
You can put it on "bread"!
Let's get this onto a tray
Nice!
Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.
Colon cleanse.
Meal Ready to Exit
Rock or something
ifunny.c🙂
After five pouches of cheese, I'm not sure it's coming out
That's what the jalapeno is for
OHMYGOSH! I freakin' love jalapeño cheese!
You'll be constipated for a lifetime 💩
Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!
We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.
Rest in peace Buffalo wing sauce in the White Chicken Chunk MRE. It was the GOAT MRE meal option frfr ong fight me