Futurama

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I'm back baby!

Shutup baby, i know it

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Me, Bender.

Do a flip!

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

Bite my shiny metal ass

Shut up baby I know it

Daffodils.

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!