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[–] cpoc@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

You're keeping it this time?

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Have you told him it's mine?

[–] infamousbelgian@waste-of.space 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] vis4valentine@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yes.

My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

[–] Luccajan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Did the abortion fail?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

"So who's the father this time?"

Are you keeping it?

[–] Ech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"So, are you planning to circumcize?"

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

A baby? In this economy?

[–] bukkat@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

β€œSo, who’s the father again?”

[–] concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When's the funeral?

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

You're under arrest for child abuse

[–] alnilam@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Everyone here a potential father too?

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

[–] Lewistrick@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[–] Dislodge3233@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

You tested positive for Trisomy 13

[–] manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech 2 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

[–] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Parent shall let kid choose gender

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
  1. No
  2. one
  3. cares
  4. about
  5. your
  6. baby
[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Roasted or boiled this time?

[–] No_Signal@suppo.fi 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I'm required by law to inform you...

[–] MyMulligan@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

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