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[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 92 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah I fucking look like that too mate

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Tater salad is stored in the head

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More like fivehead amirite?

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Poteighto head

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

five head babyteeth

[–] cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Aim for the forehead OP

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

... Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we're talking some of the best shit around

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

[–] GuerrillaRodeo@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

What the fuck man

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would not eat her ears

(is how I first read @Toneswirly@lemmy.world's comment)

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[–] skizzles@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Mustard, yes!

I love some good mustard potato salad.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

But… I like potato salad.

*feels forehead

Nooooooooooooo!

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It's a selfie of me, the potato salad man

[–] SpermGoobler@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Why does this feel like an scp

[–] Ranslite@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

I join the angry noises

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is some sort of AI image, right?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."

I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

What's wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'd like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

Warm potato salad is great.

spoilerjust make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun.


[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, I think she's pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it's too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

After seeing this post, I'm determined to more than double my potato salad consumption

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we'll talk! 😋

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ron White in shambles.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

That's not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

!potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Poor potato salad 😭

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