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[–] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 11 months ago

Damn girl, you shoot with that ass?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder what the recoil would be like. I want to see this fired. For science of course.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagine you'd want more of a flared base (probably significantly more) and that heat dissipation would be an issue.

[–] sudoshakes@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

You say that, but in a regular gun the heat goes out into the atmosphere very quickly, and what feels a bit too hot to your hand can burn an internal membrane. In a buttplug the heat doesn't have anywhere else to go, and by the time you feel a burn in the sphincter the internal damage is done because the colon doesn't have receptors for that.

Once it started to get too hot the heat would still be travelling from the centre to the surface, and you'd need to pull out the hotter part past the sensitive sphincter, making it feel worse before it got better. That sounds like a special kind of horror to me.

I'd want a large metal flare for external heat dissipation and recoil absorption - because you really don't want the above situation added to the fact that it fired itself inside you - plus silicone insulation for the plug part, or extensive testing to confirm that the temperature stays very stable after firing.

Plus, training is important. If you wanted to practice to improve your aim you'd need a way to keep it cool. I think the insulation would help prevent training accidents, and in the field you really don't want to worry about damaging yourself if you somehow find yourself needing to reload for a quick follow up shot. I don't know what situation would necessitate that, but it would require supreme focus.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"added to the fact that it fired itself inside you "

Shudders with pleasure

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I think silicone is a pretty good material for heat insulation, right? Ideally, you could just have the internal part of it be silicone, give the outer bit more of a flared base and make it aluminum to dissipate the heat.

[–] sudoshakes@reddthat.com 0 points 11 months ago
[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

gives a whole new meaning to blasting ass

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I missed a prime opportunity to post this one as "So I started blasting" didn't I?

[–] Teon@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago

Who want's to get banged???

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ClydeT1984@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ClydeT1984@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Hence why you gotta clench hard

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks like either pushing in on the center section, or possibly rotating the center section, but there's no practical means for either...

It looks like there's the possibility of putting a small wire into the smaller hole on top of the barrel that forces the cam lobe looking deal inward to pull the sear out. I'm thinking that's probably the most likely. Basically ends up being a small button above the barrel and pushing the button will fire it (or given the shape, pushing the whole thing against something would be more likely).

It also looks like a quarter turn of the upper section in relation to the bottom could possibly disable/enable it. I think that's the purpose of that lobed section...

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure I have the power in my ass to give it a quarter turn, but I've seen pornstars that could do that. This would be great protection for pornstars!

[–] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's next gun nuts!?

really though ...gun ...nuts?

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

that's gun mounted nuts though. What I want to see is nut mounted guns.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

That might get just a bit hot.

[–] normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Weapon of ass destruction

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Ass Blaster

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Loud but deadly