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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kinda brilliant. Sometimes it's hard for me to not pee while I poop so it seems risky.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He inserted his hose into a Gatorade bottle.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Once you've crapped, don't keep it trapped!

Once you've gone, windows must yawn!

Once you poop, you just can't stoop(any lower).

Once you've spout, chuck it out!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

I bet I can guess this man's politics.

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