this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] DudeBro@lemm.ee 29 points 9 months ago

Was that knight planning on just charging head first into what he perceived to be a stone castle wall?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When the dragon shows up we’re having s’mores!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Ants be like: Thank you, my lord!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why would they hit the wall in the first place? I don't get.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Body slamming is the traditional way of waging siege warfare, it's in all the textbooks I read at WrestleMania University.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Who was your favorite professor?

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That is indeed a shitty joke.

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Kid named flaming catapult:

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Marshwarrors

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Marshmallows are IRL note blocks.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't they get stuck instead?

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

delicious victory 🤤