EffortlessEffluvium

joined 1 year ago
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Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

No man! It was a succubus!

And that's also why I was late again for work today. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Brazilian Wandering Spider in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

Schrödinger's Code in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

TIL that the tumbleweeds commonly found in the American West are Russian thistle. They are an invasive species from Asia that adapted well to the dry, open landscapes of the western U.S. in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

Cognitive Biases in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Implicit bias rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

It's been 30 years and I still can't get over the fact that the French word for "potatoes" is "ground apples." Have The French never had an apple? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

There's a new virus making people forget 80s rock bands in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There is always something there to remind me

Based and Chin-pilled in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Tough Shit in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

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