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A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast-food restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex.

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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s disgusting. Where?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

I've had their food. I don't think I want to participate in the Taco Bell Fiesta Orgy

[–] 2nsfw2furious@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

Right in front of my salad???

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This is the best-possible advertisement for the Taco Bell guacamole bowl. SHE WENT BACK IN TO GET IT.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

It was a potluck, she brought her own guacamole bowl.

Also, if you worked at Taco Bell, I'd assume you wouldn't be able to afford to just throw away food.

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

When you truly love your guacamole bowl, you'd never leave it to the horrors or a taco bell sex party.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: that was to be the salad

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

The sex must have been really bad if people were puking in the guac bowl.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago

The seven-layer wasn't discontinued after all

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Open sex, so much more fun than closed sex

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Both are better than folded sex though, you only make that mistake once.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I didn't read the article, but I want to party with them anyway. I don't see the issue...

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

They put the Taco in Taco Bell, I guess.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] HipPriest@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

I work in healthcare. Never sounds this much fun, sorry, disgraceful.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

This is the American version of Trailer Park Boys