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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 348 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Just as the phrase is "for God's sake," the proper grammar is "for fuck's sake." It's possessive. The fuck is the subject here, it's for their sake. For the sake of the fuck.

[–] vsis@feddit.cl 130 points 11 months ago (3 children)

For the sake of the Fuck!

** rides into battle

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where was Gondor when the Westfuck fell?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Did they find out?

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[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They may take our lives, but they can never take... OUR FUCKS!!!!

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[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

And with you, old friend

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[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Correct. The sake brewed by the fuck is the best sake. Fuck's sake is the best sake (Japanese rice wine for the uninitiated).

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Technically, the Japanese word "sake" can refer to pretty much any alcohol, although its use in English refers exclusively to the alcohol called nihonshu in Japan.

Also, while you're correct that it is also colloquially referred to as "Japanese rice wine," the drink is actually brewed in a manner closer to beer than wine.

Lastly, while Fuck's sake is great, I'm sure, the best is Bink's sake. Yohohoho

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[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I also think for fucks' sake is correct. For the sake of all the fucks previously and all the ones to come.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Could it not also be the plural possessive? "For the sake of all fucks"? In that case, it would be "For fucks' sake."

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dear Sir/Madam/Gamer

For the sake of fuck!

Yours faithfully

/BOJ

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Should then Fuck’s be capitalized? It’s his sake!

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 211 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Neither are correct for a work email. If you want to say "for fuck's sakes", instead say "as per our earlier discussion".

Follow for more tips on how to insult people professionally in a work environment.

[–] aard@kyu.de 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For the usual candidates I either keep detailed notes, or make sure I can quickly find an earlier conversation (chat, email, whatever).

So in that case I'm then just answering "As we've discussed on 14.04. at 13:39, 17.04 14:30 and 20.04 at 14:15 already..."

They typically get the hint that when I'm capable of remembering in detail when we discussed it they maybe should make an effort of remembering what we discussed.

[–] Cringe2793@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

These bastards tend to refuse to put anything down in writing and insist on calling or meeting face to face because "it's faster". But we all know it's so they have no accountability on what they say.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then the trick is to immediately do the “follow up” email to recap what was discussed. And CC some folks who weren’t there.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh but they will neither confirm, nor correct you and then they will say that the recap was all wrong because reasons and they never even saw your email because too busy doing work or something

But that's a good idea, actually, I'll try that in my team interactions

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

The important part is to include something alongs the lines of "Please let me know if this is not correct by xx/yy/zzzz, otherwise we will proceed on the assumption it is.' That way their ignoring your message becomes agreement and it is much harder for them to gi back on it.

Use their inaction to get the result you need.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Just send an email afterwards with the meeting notes. CC all participants and/or relevant people. They almost never contend the notes, and if they do, I invite more people to the meeting next time so they can’t pull that again.

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[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 121 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The phrase orginated from "for God's sake". Therefore, it should be "for fuck's sake".

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

Exactly, ownership.

For the sake of the fuck.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

And to that point, it is most definitely not "For God Sakes".

[–] s_s@lemmy.one 80 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Here's one for you: "an apron" used to be "a napron".

Linguists call this sort of change Rebracketing

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out that a nickname used to be an ickname

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[–] thurmite@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Also “a norange” > “an orange” (in Spanish it’s “naranja”)

And it went backwards with napkin. “An apkin” > “a napkin”

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but no. It was never a norange in english. English directly adopted the word orange from french, so that's the no, but yes, it was the word naranja from spanish, who took it from arab, and arancia from italian, and maybe from the word gold in french, which is "or".

[–] thurmite@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I’ve never been so delighted to be wrong. Thank you—that’s fascinating.

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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 54 points 11 months ago

Hank green covered this https://youtu.be/2554xWVfK-E

Tldw - fuck's

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (4 children)

People still use Quora??? That's kind of like asking a dog or cat for advice... And not a particularly smart dog or cat for that matter

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Asking strangers for advice online is so unreliable you might as well ask ChatGPT every time now.

That's what I've been doing and it's been brilliant

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where do you think ChatGPT scraped in the first place?

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

That's exactly why I said "you might as well". Because it's the same shit but faster

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Quora results show up way more often than "that other website" now when I Google stuff. Google really took that exodus to heart lmao

But yeah fuck quora and their "sign in to see answers" and then it's just more questions half the page. But sometimes it's useful

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[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Disclaimer: I have never posted anything on Quora. However, on rather specific subjects, especially things relative to cultures and communities, I've had limited good luck there after Google searches... Even a trash pile at times has more value than we attribute it.

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[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I always say “for fucks sake” but now im realizing makes its “for fuck’s sake”? Not sure who fuck is though.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 11 months ago

For the sake of the fuck, for fuck's sake.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fuck is not a who or we it would be for Fuck's sake.

Oh, maybe Fuck is what the merry men called Friar Tuck when they were drunk!

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago

It reminds me of a local translation of Borderlands 2 in russian that added an edgy description to one weapon. Since we are a host of such a thing as orthodox christianity, with holy trinity to top it all, there is a common wording like 'In the name of the God, the Son, the Holy Spirit'. They took it and themed it after pigs: 'In the name of the oats, the hay, the piggy ear'. Here are original and remix:

Во имя Отца, и Сына, и Святого Духа

Во имя Овса, и Сена, и Свиного Уха

As you can see, most letters match, and they sound very close. There's no reason for me to remember it for ten+ years, and now you know it too.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know how to sound professional. Maybe try "on behalf of fuck's sake"?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

In this reading "behalf" and "sake" are doing the same thing for "fuck" so that usage read a little redundant to me. If you're looking for the "on behalf of" structure you could go with:

"I you've told me you don't give a fuck, but I do. On behalf of fuck, I'm communicating to you that the action requested needs to be completed by you and your team."

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Quora


Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] nicman24@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

ky jelly is pretty good for that

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
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