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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 220 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago

This guy sci-fies.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically

She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 118 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you even need a barber for?

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 65 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Tum@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.

Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

She was the only one who could do avasarala that wasn't Jefferson Mayes

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

She was badass hell yeah

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.

[–] cvozbosher@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does it hold up after a rewatch?

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked

Isn't this a hash brown order at Waffle House?

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[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

Move title might be doggy or missionary

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No but she's half boy you see

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bottom half or top half? This is important.

[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Notorious@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My favorite pizza toppings all in one sentence

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[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Just like the average human.

[–] gbuttersnaps@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

Just like God intended

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[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (7 children)
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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

peak feminism

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago

I'll call it the "hustle mullet".

business on the side, party every where else.

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Well, I mean...

Does THAT count, or...?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] zik@zorg.social 28 points 10 months ago

Vasquez is always the best

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And this is why I click on the NSFW "fitgirls" links when browsing /all

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.

[–] AAA@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

People are super stressed and being shitheads to each other online as practice for how they wish they could treat people in thier lives they have beef with, idk.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.

He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".

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