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[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] Xylinna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

He was built in Mexico.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well of course. Bending's his middle name.

[–] major_third@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

[–] itty53@vlemmy.net 11 points 1 year ago

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

[–] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

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[–] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

[–] MeatCastle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 9 points 1 year ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[–] PastaTrees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

[–] emptyother@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] TRSea@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] certain_people@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I already did!

[–] dannii_montanii@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] Hhffggshn@lemmy.click 8 points 1 year ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

[–] elasticthumbtack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

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[–] ian@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

the atom must smells like a grape

Because of this post.

[–] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[–] fryday@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Roko@lemmy.click 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Ozma_of_Oz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

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