Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
"The Original Party Worm"
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
Oh fuff
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
just practicing my stabbing!
I already did!
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.
Big. Fat. Hen.