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Mildly Infuriating

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[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 240 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You guys need to chill a bit and stop suggesting illegal shit. This isn't the poster's car. This was posted on Reddit about 8 days ago and then shared by BuzzFeed 2 days ago.

The guy in the car was able to get out and then talked to the building manager who then assigned the truck a new parking spot.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This comment section is fucking brutal.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I mean there should be consequences for being an asshole and the fact that assholes very rarely receive said consequences is why when they do it's usually brutal.

I'd definitely have scratched the paint on the passenger side and probably spit on the windshield.

Don't be an asshole and you won't have to worry about the consequences of being an asshole 🤷

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Better to draw a giant dick on the windshield in lipstick or eyeliner. No permanent damage, the point gets across, and it's a bitch to get off properly. Never did it myself but I watched an adult woman do it (as a child) and it struck me as such a clever way to get back at an asshole without being a bigger asshole. (Full disclosure, she wrote "bitch" in huge letters across the windshield, but I think drawing a dick is funnier)

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The driver deserves to die, obviously.

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[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He should completely disassemble the car, and then install each piece in a different car in the lot. Then he can build a new car in the original spot from the displaced pieces. A maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.

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[–] PoetSII@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (13 children)

That truck driver needs to learn to back in. This situation is exactly why pickup trucks are often parked with the front facing out.

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 235 points 1 year ago (7 children)

If it's a persistent problem, and a tow truck isn't an option...

Get a set of cheap car dollies, then you can move it out of the way. THEN you can place it perpendicular to the parking spots with the bumper at that support beam and he'll be stuck until the blue car leaves.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 54 points 1 year ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

This is deliciously evil, I love it

[–] Einstein@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd put the truck between the pillar and the wall if short enough, so they couldn't get out without tow truck.

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[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no shit the offender drives a pavement princess pickup truck

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

Considering I don't see a lift kit, expanded exhaust, and giant low-profile tires; this just looks like a regular pickup truck to me. The luster on the paint is even a little faded, so it's getting old. Driver is just an asshole here. Probably a shitty driver, since the rear bumper is hanging at an angle.

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[–] Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

call a tow company they'll eat that up

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I'm pretty sure they'd just tow it away

[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP needs to call Robosaurus

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

One of the problems with revenge (deflating the tires, keying, etc.) is that there’s nothing stopping the neighbor from doing it right back the next day.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, if you want them to stop you've got to kill them

[–] moody@lemmings.world 36 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Ah, the Ender Wiggin solution.

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Makes me wish that OP had an absolutely beat to shit 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Then you can just play bumper cars with idiots like that.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)
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[–] Scarronline@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

[–] SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are you talking in 3rd person?

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[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A tire valve stem removal tool is a few dollars.

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[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (8 children)

1 bottle fish sauce

Pour over lower windshield.

Repeat as necessary

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[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it's just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

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[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Throw nails in the parking spot. Then tell neighbor about someone putting nails. Gain neighbors trust and ask politely to move the truck.

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[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

How do we know it isn't OP deliberately blocking neighbor?

[–] kaibae@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have them towed. The several hundred dollar fee to get their truck out of the impound might impart a lesson.

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[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like you need a referral for a towing company

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Everybody here with slashing tires and me just thinking water in the tank sounds nice. But I just recommend putting water in the tank and maybe some salt and a dash of fresh piss. The truck will run but eventually it's gonna die and will smell like piss for a bit. If it doesn't die, the salt and water mixture will start to corrode the interior of the gas tank.

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