this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Have you accepted cheeses into your heart?"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Yes and my cardiologist tells me i need to stop doing that.

[–] guriinii@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Blessed are the cheese makers

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Do you know da whey??

[–] Punxcoot@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

For they shall inherit the earth.

[–] mikey@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] Oiconomia@feddit.de 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh that is just the smell of a good gruyère

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That's just the smell of my breath.

I had tuna salad a couple minutes ago, see..

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I looked at the numbers it’s definitely AI

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Oh ~~jeez~~ cheese, that was worse than expected lol. Consider this a warning, friends: don't zoom in.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

No shit, Sherlock

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

I've seen an argument that AI art is for art that isn't worth having someone draw. This may qualify.

[–] AxisFlowers@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Cheese’s Crust!

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This looks like it would be a skyrim mod only without the sign

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This vendor sells a tablet that starts a quest when you read it, which leads you to the cheese storm shout.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 11 months ago

There are mods in that vein.

[–] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Using this opportunity to plug one of the greatest Ska bands of all time, Five Iron Frenzy, and their album Cheeses... (Of Nazareth)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheeses...%28of_Nazareth%29

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Is that better or worse than the string cheese incident?

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The man with many friends is the man with many cheeses!

[–] Oiconomia@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago

What a friend we have in cheeses

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago
[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Supply-side cheeses

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll have some of the one for 0000.

[–] cocobean@bookwormstory.social 1 points 11 months ago

Haven't you seen SpongeBob? Free cheese is how you get hooked

[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

blessed is the baby cheeses.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

Extra funny when you know that the real Nazareth was a tiny village nobody gave a shit about at the time. There's even a bit in the gospels were people wonder if anything good comes from Nazareth.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Y'all need Cheez-its.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

What's special about cheese makers?

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Those prices are wild lol. One of them must even be selling at a loss for 0000!