this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That shit was sherbet not ice cream

[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

That’s not what our parents told us.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The ice cream man also used to sell candy cigarettes. Like two types, too. They even sold loosies for us poor kids.

I'm 100% serious.

[–] GenitalHurricane@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

$0.25 a box from our ice cream guy. They'd be powdery from rubbing on each other in the box so you could put one in your mouth and blow out and make a little puff cloud and look cool as fuck

Then we all started smoking

[–] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Candy and bubblegum cigarettes. The candy ones were just colored sugar.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Indeed. I remember when the candy ones started coming with a burnt looking end to simulate the cherry of a cig. Right when we were starting to get bored of them they came out with it, huge hit!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Bubblegum cigarettes are where it's at.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Candy stores still sell them.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aaah so thats why you are the way you are. Explains a lot...

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, the old we got beat daily, drank DDT, swam in leaded petrol tanks and used to roam freely around the neighbourhood and those of us that didn’t disappear, die or drop off the map because of crippling disease turned out fine as far a I can tell (zero self awareness). Kids these days are just soft

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you’re entire meme is complaining

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Growing up as a second-generation immigrant I didn't have any grandma/grandpa figures to look up to. My family became very good friends with another family, and their family's "grandma" always treated me like one of her own. She would always have raisin shortbread cookies or chocolate push pops like the ones pictured above, and I would always gobble them down.

Thank you Jacque, you stripped away a lot of my internalized fears, I miss you heaps.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ScrambleVerdict@monyet.cc 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you use a toilet paper roll?

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Waste not, want not

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone remember Nesquik having a toilet paper roll chocolate ice cream bar thing? I'm pretty sure it really existed and I miss it.

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wasn't sure if they were even called Nesquik yet at that time. Very cool.

[–] CassowaryTom@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Well when you put it that way...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Bsck in "mu" day huh?