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35 million hot dogs rule (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

closes port 80

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

closes port 53

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

closes port 8096

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alexa google Metallica

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Alexa: plays Nickelback

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

da unshare z0ne

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server